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Dawn Dais is a freelance writer and designer from Roseville, CA. Her previous books including The Sh!t No One Tells You, The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy, The Sh!t No One Tells You About ToddlersThe Sh!t No One Tells You About Baby #2 and The Nonrunner's Marathon Guide for Women were published by Seal Press, have topped Amazon.com best-seller lists, and have been featured by countless TV and print media sources. Her uniquely sarcastic yet inspiring tone has entertained and guided an enthusiastic core of readers towards their various ridiculous parenting and athletic goals.

Dawn's most recent book 102 Things to Do Before You Are Due is a practical and entertaining handbook expectant parents, featuring fun and funny tips, as well as beautiful artwork by illustrator Leticia Plate.


Other gift options courtesy of Dawn's brain are Sarcastic Monthly Stickers to help track baby's first year of life in a funny way.

Dawn lives in Roseville, CA, with her two kids, one dog, four chickens (unfortunate quarantine decision), two cats, and the occasional mouse brought into the home by said cats. She is tired.

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